AFTER ALL THIS

from time to time days keep becoming more nonsense and much like the 9pm drama slot. All the lie and burden smashing one on another when im just to put a smile on my face. What must you give a have simple day without all this shits.
This is not all i wanted all this time. Yeah one day i am an engineer contractor. With plenty of bucks. Otherwise i die poor by the roadside.haha. After all that what else. I want a life outside all this. Have sail bot. Sailing at the sea from one place to another.fishing. Surfing. I tried surfing at cherating once. It was awesome.way cooler than skateboard. Live on a boat and dock where ever i want.
Another one is to go to africa or atleast australia. Being there in the outback with wildlife. Watch and live with a real animal not the caged one at the zoo. See a real lion hunt and cheetah runs.
This online life and chasing money will never stop.fake social on the line had make us forget real relationship all about. Money will never be enough if your urge to spent is more that the urge to earn it.

GODFATHER

lu pernah jumpa godfather
godfather mafia penang punya
pakai jam emas dengan cincin penuh dekat jari
berkemeja butang terbukak di dada
sekali godfather masuk lu punya kelas lu dah macam roh keluar dari badan
sekarang lu dah masuk rancangan survivor 14 minggu
sikit masa lagi lu kena campak keluar tingkap
lu taw apa jadi semalam?
Godfather dah lantik gua jadi orang bawahan dia
panjang ke pendek umur gua lepas ni
keh keh keh

THE BROHOOD

Thousand people will jump and resolve around you

You can buy million more with some wealth

Or open the catalogue and choose

we have the poser section the drama queen section

the innocent section and the baby romeo 

No matter where it ends

Got ditch in sewer with your chest wide open 

or  in a house of freak minded asylum

One thing is guarantee

Your old buds will always come back for you

That the true Brohood

THE ART OF COCONUT

The Art of Coconut Measuring "Seni Mengukur Kelapa" 

This is an art to remove the coconut flesh so we can take it milk.

Generally  the milk is used for cooking purpose.

 It is a forgotten art. Not many people now know how to perform this art now day.

You need the courage dare to do it.

People back there used to do it manually it a hell of things. Fun to watch but take a lot of time 

and provide you with a lot of back pain.

I'll prefer to do it the urban way with this machine it more Mencabar la.

You take a wrong step and you are dead on the sharp spike spinning donut.

The coconut shape and size effect the challenge for this art.

As if the the coconut hole is deep than the task become harder.

You need tho shave the coconut until it is completely bald. The final product should

Look like they have a rasengan swirl. If a cakar ayam style than it's means you are not power enough. Practice make perfect then. Well if you live in my house you will get a lot of practise.

Especially during the festive season.

This is what i can explain about the art of coconut. The aren't scientific and far from historical channel style. You had to do it and then you know why it is not very enjoyable

So when you are power enough you can do it like this.

As i said it "Sebelah tangan je boleh takat mesin kelapa ni." 

ZAMAN DULU DULU

Kerja mana sekarang adi?

"Bolehlah pak cik. Tak banyak dah projek sekarang. Lepas la nak makan anak beranak."

Itulah sekarang barang semua dah mahal. Rumah kampung macam ni pun bil berpuluh puluh.

Orang dulu dulu hidup lagi susah. Masa mula aki pindah duduk sini gaji tujuh puluh lima ringgit.

Hidup la empat beranak. Tu anak aki dua orang masa tu. Pelita dekat rumah sorang satu. Air ambikla dekat perigi jauh sana.

Tapi dulu barang murah murah. Beras tujuh puluh sen. Gula dua puluh lapan sen.

ikan ikan kering baru empat lima posen. kena cerita benda macam ni kalau tak orang tak percaya.

Itu pun hujung bulan ada lagi lebih lima belas ringgit baki.Dapat la makan ikan tawar.

Datuk awak semua dulu baik sangat. Layan aki ni tak macam adik ipar dah macam anak.

Aki dulu datang rumah tak bawa apa apa. Datang makan je. Susahnya hidup.Baiknya dia.

Datang hantar kelapa, ikan buah dekat rumah aki. Zaman dulu susah nak dapat benda dekat felda ni.

Lepas tu tumbuh la benda benda nenas pisang dekat sini. Eh datuk awak suka sangat kalau makan masak nenas.

Pisang rebus. Dulu orang kaya je ada minyak ni. Pisang kita rebus makan dengan gula.

Itula makan pagi petang malam. Kalau tak makan la nasi.Azabnya hidup dulu.

Awak ni semua lahir dah senang. Rumah dah terang. Itulah orang tak tahu menghargai.

Memberontak. Melawan kerajaan. Tapi selagi ada orang orang orang tua tahannya negara ni. Tahu susahnya hidup dulu dulu.

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Abang betul ke dulu makanan nasi gula dulu dulu murah.

"Betula tadi cerita."

Kalau tanya aki tu agak agak dulu Mc Donald mesti murah kan.