Time aku mintak satu je sorang pun tak nak kasi

Aku pergi cari tempat lain susah tak dahal

Lepas tu sekarang semua campak dekat aku

Baik tak payah tak ada guna dah

Pergi mati la nak jual kau

Hari yang sepatutnya bagus

Jadi sial ini macam

gua tak ada mood dan macam macam mencari pasal ni.

SEDAR LA SIKIT

Apahal ni asyik post politik ni ? 

Poser la lu. Orang nak politik lu nak politik. Orang tu bersih lu nak bersih. Orang nak najib lu nak najib. Ini apahal gua pun dah masuk kancah politik. Lepas ni kalau lu nampak gua cakap lagi pasal politik. Lu tembak je. Kalau takat umur dua puluh nak bising pasal politik tak payah. Lu hidup makan subsidi hari hari. Abah gua umur 40++ relax je beliau. Lu nak taja hidup sendiri pun tak mampu. Jangan cakap la nak taja bini biarpun duk bersayang sayang dekat facebook tu. Lu nampak orang cina india ada sibuk ramai ramai berarak sini sana. Baik cari duit lagi baik apek jual sayur pun taw la. Lu nak cakap pasal kesedaran melayu. Lu sedar tak sedar lu orang melayu kena guna jadi pawn orang itu ini. Baik lu jaga diri. Fikir macam mana nak naik pointer ke macam mana nak settle subjek repeat semester depan ke. Esok esok orang berkereta lu naik moto 110 cc duk berdemonstrasi pasal minyak naik. Gua tulis ni sebab gua sendiri kena nasihat dengan pak cik yang masa gua sendiri belum lahir dia dah masuk hutan pergi perang penjajah. Hilang gua nak offer unifi dekat beliau. 

KEGEMILANGAN DICURI

Apa rasa kegemilangan kalau dikongsi. Apa jadi Pahang kalau ada sepuluh raja. Yang patut naik tenggelam dalam lubang. Entah siapa naik tiba tiba keluar dari lubang. Gegar bersuara hilang segan silu. Sejak bila benda nama "Usaha tangga kejayaan" boleh diguna pakai. Yang lemah tetap lemah yang bodoh tetap bodoh. Aku akan kasi kau perang dan hantar kau ke tempat asal kau. Takat sekarang ni tak cukup. Aku tamakan lagi

KE LONGKANG LA LU

Membe nak kelongkang memang ramai

Lu nak ke longkang silakan

Gua dah cakap jangan

Lu nak bising bising dengan gua nanti

Gua sebat lu punya muka

Lu balik tido dengan lu punya mak sudahla

3K ONWARD

Mencari kerja ialah benda yang paling bosan.

Boleh mati menunggu.

Duit jalan macam air tak berefill.

Dah ni last aku cari kerja.

Lepas orang cari aku.

PERGI MATILA

Kau dengan ego kau yang tak pernah salah
Kau dengan rasa memperbodohkan orang
Kau dengan asal kau sama bangang
Kau dengan rasa bagus kau
Kau dengan terjerit sana sini
Kau dengan perangai kotor kau
Kau dengan orang sekeliling yang selalu gelakan kau




Kau dengan perangai kau yang konon cool
Kau dengan padahal tak pernah ada kawan kau
Kau dengan wang rintihan kau hidup bagai raja
Kau dengan gaya peniruan kau
Kau dengan perangai tak pernah matang
Kau dengan terjerit sana sini
Kau dengan perangai kotor kau
Kau dengan masih mendapat pandangan baik orang sekeliling

FULL OF FUCK

FUCK YOU CELCOM
JUST ONE MMS RECEIVE CHARGED MORE THAN FOUR BUCKS 
THEN YOUR BALANCE IS 0.00
AFTER I HAD TO RUN AND TOP UP LESS THAN THREE HOUR AGO
NOW I PRETTY MUCH BROKE
FUCK YOU SURVEY
THE MORE I DO THE MORE IT GOES WRONG
WHAT TO DO YOU DAMMIT
ALL THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
THANKS YOU VERY MUCH

EARLY MORNING PISS

This is the continuation of Report!!

What your problem a stupid me can do a two report in three days then a clever you can't just do a dumb discussion and conclusion in a week. Not that i can't do it myself. Then what you just sit mengedik until the end of semester and here your A. Thanks you. Do it Again. Fuck off la Your Blue eyes isn't good enough. Mata orang lain lebih mengoda la weh.

REPORT!!!

I had been doing the same two survey report and this is the third night. What a fool and it is far a way from finish. Curse you report. There is nothing to write on you.Zero. Every night there will be something happening. This night too.

CRAPS ROBOT

Useless thing on the way 

Beep - Boop - Beep - Boop

Make way Make way

Beep - Boop - Beep - Boop

Okay don't bother it just a useless junk

Beep - Boop - Beep - Boop

CURSED

Had Been Cursed today. More Mess Coming this way. Half way to doom. And i regret it

KILL MR NICE

Aduyai...can some people kill me all ready. I think my body are going bulletproof. First a person come and being nice to me. A sweet smile that can be notice hall point away. Then a second later either she is missing or she is killing me. Missing without texting or posting. Killing with all sort off weird perangai or playing with other guys. Instead off all this always i got accused of being bad or forgotten you .What the fu*ck. The cycle just won't stop. That you get when being nice. Curse you la

WHAT GRADE ALL ABOUT

Had you ever wonder what the grade that you get in each exam mean. Here some thing

A+     Okay Dah Pandai sangat dari orang lain

A       Bagus evenly pandai

A-      Hmm...Boley la...ni nama die A tak ikhlas t(-_-t)

B+     Anda Macam Pandai cuba la lagi

B       Anda Average

B-     Anda sikit je below average okay la tu

C+    Anda tak la worst sangat

C      Anda lebih baik dari yang worst

C-     Bangga la anda tak kena repeat

Most of all the one with t(-_-t) la the one suck the most fu*ck off all...a daym minus made it from 4.00 to 3.67

STUPID BIMBOS

Where the best place to find Bimbos. At the highway near you. What the fu*ck with people this day Driving like nuts. Driving slowly on the right lane and bila dah kena cucuk belakang tak reti reti nak pergi kiri. Take a hammer a break off your signal if you don't know how to use them. Parking sesuka hati mak bapak dia je blocking people ways. Bila dah kena sound nak "Relax la bro". "Bro Atuk lu la "=_= " Aduyai if you are driving a Myvi or some lame cars with loud exhaust malu la sket. Orang tak pandang la but if start acting stupid then people will curse you.Haha

DAYM

This a real curse...what the fu*ck..yang ni betul-betul mencarut.pehal gila ke apa.Gay dengan bapok dah la menyebabkan kiamat. Aku nak hidup lama lagi kowt. Dah tu nak ajak join la. Haram la. Most of all people i am gay and bapok worst enemy. Dah la dekat UiTM penuh kaum haram ni. Why should you be gay when the world is full of hot chicks and babe. Because you are a dumbass.

STUPID CALL

Satu Petang aku call Jati sebab lembap sangat proses kolej 
Aku  : Hello Kolej jati
Jati  : Kolej Jati
Aku  : Nak tanya kenapa sampai sekarang tak tahu lagi permohonan kolej jati

Jati  : Owh yeke?

Aku  : Yala..surat cakap 9 Nov dah taw.

Jati  : Ntah la nanti saya rujuk surat

Aku  : Dah tu bila boleh taw?

Jati  : Jap saya tanya staf lain

Aku  : "=_=

Jati  : Entah la tak tahu la

Aku  : Okay t(-__-t)

"Dah tu apa cita ni weh?"

CENATION

This man have a great influence. I can't remember since when His being one of my idol. Maybe when i in form two. Well that place that i call school that time is kind of crow school.What can you expect from the 1st rank school at the police station.Haha. Kick someone or you get kicked. Never take the easy way. Never back down from a fight. You get back what you give. Believe me i learn my lesson there. Till this day i think John Cena who make me workout until a can wear a headband at my biceps.Cool!! When that will happen i don't know.But working out do improve thing.These days too lazy to go to gym.Sorry Cena. I am writing this because today is the last day Cena will be wrestling because his contract expire in WWE. So have a good life man after this.

HARI RAYA

Pagi-pagi raya dah kena amuk

Dad :Bangun subuh!!

Sons:hmmm..

Dad :Bangun la @#!$%!!##

Sons:Yaa

Dad :Dah jangan tido pergi mandi

Sons:Zzzzz

Dad :Bangun la nak pergi masjid

Sons:Tiga-tiga amik bantal sambung tidur depan tv

Dad :Bebel!!Bebel!!Bebel!!

Hasil nya satu hari kena bebel...orang pergi kenduri kena tinggal...sambung bebel balik "=__=

hasil nya 

The 1st sons keluar pergi rumah orang lain

The 2nd sons sambung tidur sampai petang

The 3rd sons main game sampai petang

RAINING HEAVEN AND HELL

Exam is daym over. My mind is tired.I had not sleep for more than three nite but i do sleep in days time haha. The celebrating it was my favourite part.The 1st nite of exam over.Lepak with classmate.look funs but not really.They do talk the same thing over and over.Then three gurl from penyet comes. They start acting amaze that gurl do come lepak with them "-__- 
Most of all not good but better than staying at room and doing nothing